Friday, May 19, 2006

The Truth of It All

Highly intellectual writer and researcher extraordinaire Phil Rogers has just released a controversial new novel detailing information that sheds light on Dusty Baker's hold on the Cubs Manager position. Through painstaking research of documents dating all the way back to 1908, Rogers reveals a conspiracy that was created to hide this one fact:

DUSTY BAKER IS SECRETLY MARRIED TO JIM HENDRY


We dare not say anymore for fear of reprisal among secret Cubdom societies...

8 comments:

kjk said...

shh! you've already said too much!

Joel R. said...

hahaha. i haven't even begun to talk...

kjk said...

suit yourself! when the cubs blog army realizes your defection, you might find yourself as anonymous as Ryan Theriot!

Joel R. said...

ryan who?? hahhaha

kjk said...

exactly!

Whitebacon said...

An idea for a photoshop:


http://www.harperchildrens.com/coverimages/large/0064470393.jpg

Guess who I'm thinking of.

CubFanFromBirth said...

That is by far the best one I have ever seen on your site. I love it!

Joel R. said...

thanks, mr. birth. i wonder if you've seen the dice?

http://cubsfun.blogspot.com/2005/04/dustys-dugout-dice.html