Ron and Don

Ever notice how eerily similar Santo and the Donald look? Okay, so I'm stretching it a bit here, but if you look only from the forehead up then you'll get what I mean. Someone should definitely offer Ronnie a similar show called Cubprentice. He could send the contestants on errands like:

1) Lobbying HOF Veterans committee members
2) Selling the most copies of "This Old Cub"
3) Counting Wrigley attendance so he can finally beat Pat Hughes